For Khristian!
(Source: lionskeleton, via humulus)
thou dankless common-kissing clotpole!
list 3 includes CLOTPOLE! (Insert fangirl screaming for merlin reference)
This is going on my desk.
Thou art a spleeny, doghearted, wagtail!
Thou saucy fen-sucked clotpole!
thou errant sheep-biting lout.