December 2009
28 posts
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Dec 31st
Dec 31st
I Think It's the Voyeur Factor.
I really don’t know why I even bother with Tumblr.  I don’t say two-thirds of what is actually on my mind and actually worth saying.
Dec 31st
Dec 31st
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The kind of woman I am.
megmess: professionalwidow: I won’t try to make something out of nothing. I won’t fall head over heels after one date. I won’t get jealous. I won’t obsess over you all day and all night. I won’t freak out because you didn’t return my call/text. I won’t worry about what you’re doing or who you’re with. I don’t care who you talk to or who just texted you. I will not change who I am to please...
Dec 31st
In Your Eyes
What ever happened to the rock ‘n roll in your eyes? Oh, I know its somewhere in you underneath the veil of lies Oh, why do you hide them, your rock ‘n roll eyes? My friend and I were discussing bands we like that we know we shouldn’t like but do anyway over gchat, and one of his is Say Anything.  We were looking at old pictures at the same time, and he sent me a link of...
Dec 30th
Dec 30th
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You Stood There So Vacantly
Everytime you say farewell There’s breadcrumbs at your heels
Dec 30th
Totes Relatable
Sonnet 130 My mistress’ eyes are nothing like the sun; Coral is far more red than her lips’ red; If snow be white, why then her breasts are dun; If hairs be wires, black wires grow on her head. I have seen roses damask’d, red and white, But no such roses see I in her cheeks; And in some perfumes is there more delight Than in the breath that from my mistress reeks. I love...
Dec 29th
“It’s always tempting to lose yourself with someone who’s maybe lost...”
– Patty, My So-Called Life
Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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Run away with me tonight.
Dec 29th
Merry Christmas!
Dumb dog. I couldn’t decide between the two, so you get both. Happy Holidays, everyone!
Dec 23rd
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Dec 17th
Dec 17th
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I have nothing original to say.
And, if we’re to be completely honest, neither does anyone else.
Dec 17th
“I have always lived violently, drunk hugely, eaten too much or not at all, slept...”
– John Steinbeck, Travels with Charley: In Search of America GOOD GOD YES. (via pit-a-patwenttheheartofmissmouse, quitecheeky, and megmess)
Dec 17th
Dec 14th
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“The cure for anything is salt water — sweat, tears, or the sea.”
– Isak Dinesen (via wewillnotbeundersold)
Dec 13th
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WHY ISN'T THIS ON NETFLIX INSTANT.
I’ve always had a thing for, um, Santa Claus, in case you didn’t notice…. It’s like some deep seeded childhood thing. So is my thing for tits.
Dec 6th
Lady, You're Scaring Us.
I know how yous kids like ‘em sloppy.
Dec 6th
Dec 6th
I'm a Half-assed Homemaker. →
On top of that, I don’t see my extended family often and am always at a loss as to what to get them every year, which is why I thought CNN’s (via Real Simple) gift-giving on a budget ideas were helpful.  (I simply CANNOT give another candle!)  Maybe you will too.  I posted a few of them: I like to invent new ideas for saving during the holidays. One way is to come up with a theme for...
Dec 1st
Dec 1st
Dec 1st